even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
In other news, I just burned my penis
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