Midget sex pt 2 tonight
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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