elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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