i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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