Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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