He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
this is an emotional support booty call
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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