Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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