You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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