Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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