whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
