i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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