He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
the raccoons are back...
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