I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Found the puke drawer
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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