i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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