How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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