you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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