Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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