god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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