my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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