respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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