he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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