I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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