You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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