i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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