Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
