just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
My feet surprised me
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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