I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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