At least make sure they are 18
Why
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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