Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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