Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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