I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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