White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
