Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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