Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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