the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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