chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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