The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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