At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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