nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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