I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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