Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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