hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Randomize
