Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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