You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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