did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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