The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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