She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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