I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Randomize
