Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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