Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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