My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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