I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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