every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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