What did we do last night that was yellow?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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